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NEFHL Being Sued for $1 Billion Dollars for not having GM Editor in French

When Phillipe Lanthier went to do his lines before Wednesday nights sim, something occured to him, it was only available in english. "At first i was like hmm, but then i was like wtf, why should we not have it in french as well as english". Moments later he and three other NEFHL GM's hired Saul Goodman to bring forth a case against the NEFHL and it's owner and proprietor JD Barry.

Also named in the lawsuit are Julien Campion (aka Bob), Jean Dinelle and Sylvain Tremblay, one other GM Kevin Fuhr was dropped from the lawsuit after it was determined he can't even speak english. "I'm not sure why i have to translate all the code into french" said a distraught JD Barry from his cubicle in Brazil "they all read english, they have for years but all of a sudden it's not good enough?"