Beantown, MA – Boston Howler
First of all, JG Bear’s ass is FIRED. He was boring anyways. I’ve seen a more vibrant personality from Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory. L-A-M-E.
Secondly, The Boston Howler? No one buys papers anymore, so we’re coming to you from the interwebs. New direction, new staff. That leads me to The Boston Bruins.
New direction, new players? I’ve got it on good authority that Nik Grossmann is on his way OUT. In fact, I’d wager my annoying kids on it. He has all of 13 points over 54 games, is a minus player and the 31 year old has 2 more years left on his contract. Did I mention that HE’S GETTING PAID $2.7 MILLION DOLLARS? Who’s coming back in return? I say who cares, and good riddance.
This is a step in the right direction, yes? Admittedly the team has performed better under new management, if even slightly, but they’re 6 points out of the final playoff spot and the four teams in between The Bruins and the playoffs all have 3 games in-hand. S*** or get off the pot, and it looks like the s**** is coming out after all. Hopefully, this is just the beginning. I couldn’t count the amount of players that need to go on one hand, and I think Jason knows that. My sources tell me that although there hasn’t been much that has materialized yet, he’s been actively discussing trade possibilities since taking over. He wants to win. Management is entrusting him to turn things around.
What do you do when you’re a team with decent players but glory is more than an arm’s length away? BLOW. IT. UP.
You can call me Badger. Not to be confused with this guy.