Oilers 5 Canucks 1         Blues 0 BlueJacket 3         Lightning 6 Panthers 5         Devils 3 Islanders 7         Blackhawks 5 Wild 3         Knights 1 Sharks 2         Sabres 0 Penguins 1         

Oilers 5 Canucks 1         Blues 0 BlueJacket 3         Lightning 6 Panthers 5         Devils 3 Islanders 7         Blackhawks 5 Wild 3         Knights 1 Sharks 2         Sabres 0 Penguins 1         

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Record 0-0-0 | 0 pts (7th in Metropolitain Division)

  • GF 0
  • GA 0
  • PP% 16.3
  • PK% 83.4

NEFHL Headlines You Will Never See (And Others)

In a moment of odd creative vision, after 18 seasons, and in response to a non-existent demand, I think it’s time to release a list of the top 33 headlines we will never see here. 32. Panthers GM E...

Off Season Islanders Drunken Press Conference

In a long-awaited, much anticipated and frequently requested moment of clarity, Islanders GM Steve, inebriated though he may be, decided to entertain the NEFHL press corps on Wednesday.   As...


In a spectacular display of SIM non-cooperation, the New York Islanders have gone on a 5 game winning streak at the worst possible time, falling from a 4th or 5th overall pick to a 9th with a game lef...

On Turning 75 In The NEFHL

Well, here we are… It’s 2022 and I’m just a day or two shy of turning 75. It’s been a long ride since the league’s inception back in 2005. Yes, the original dispersal wa...

The Ultimate Golden Shower aka Pissing Into The Wind

Tick Tock Tick Tock...  With the clock and calendar counting down, and the article deadline fast approaching, the Islanders front office decided to pay homage to a time-honored ('honoured' for th...
  • NEFHL Headlines You Will Never See (And Others)
  • Off Season Islanders Drunken Press Conference
  • ...
  • On Turning 75 In The NEFHL
  • The Ultimate Golden Shower aka Pissing Into The Wind
Older Articles
The Obligatory Islanders Prospect Story
The Vegas Golden Knights Suck Donkey Nuts
The Small View of Everything aka The Meaning of Life
Lefty Overload
The Future on Long Island
It's An Eastern Conference Nailbiter
Buffalo Buffaloed in Anaheim
New York Islanders Futility - 2021
God's Goalie Has Arrived
Islanders Draft Story
The Old Fart Single Digit Surprise!
Isles Overcome Injuries - Lead the Metro
Islanders Seeking Glory in 2020
Islanders Finally Win One!
Again? Really? WTF???
Islanders Will Return to Glory in 2020
Back in the Day When Men Wore Boxers
Columbus Discovers America
Does the Western Conference Really Suck?
Friday Night Drunk Fucking Presser
The Islanders Finally Face Adversity
Schizophrenic Canadians Win Pot Legalization Battle!!
Islanders Run Continues Monday Night
Islanders Remain Undefeated, Move to 4-0
Islanders Win Big In Game Three
Islanders Victorious Over Cup Contenders Hurricanes and... uh... Predators?
Another Season Begins on Long Island
Life Goes On Long Island After JT
Pietrangelo's Natural Hat Trick
Islanders Looking Backward and Forward
The Importance of Special Teams
Endorsement Deadline Passes For Some
Blah Blah Blah
Elmer Who? Off-Season Drunken Presser
Making The Isles Great Again!
Isles Backslide Into Postseason
Isles Bring Bill & Mark to Brooklyn
The Islanders Big Week
Isles Refuse to Lose
Islanders Looking to 2017
A Mouthful of Phlegm
The Islanders Are Back!!
NHL History - 1979 Challenge Cup
Yoga Babe Comes to Brooklyn
Backstrom and Smith In Blue & Orange
Behind The Scenes In Islander Tradeland
Wheeling and Dealing Chapter 1
Sparky Drowns In Brooklyn
Hockey Comes to Brooklyn
From Barclays With Love
Isles Making Steady Progress
Islanders Two Minute Major
McDavid and Goliath
Islanders Post-Season Hopes Stay Alive
Isles To Face Rangers at Uniondale
Islanders Ready for Season Opener
Bad Boy Bad Boy...
Islanders March-Hockey Golf Classic
The NEFHL Hole of Fame
Islanders Rob Ford Tea Party Press Conference
Battle of Basement Bruisers
Turco Gets His First Win!!
Hints of Scandal Threaten NEFHL
Isles Hire Buffalo Bill as AGM
Isles Rebuild Continues
All Eyes On The Islanders
Isles Introduce Another Kick-Ass AGM
And In The Other Race...
Rangers disappointed
Trade Deadline Headaches
The Future of the New York Islanders
Islanders To Test NEFHL Hooking Rules
The NEFHL Limerick Story
New York Islanders Finish 29th
Islanders Struggling in 2010
Ilya On The Move???
Islanders Hire Best Fucking AGM In NEFHL History
Islanders July, 2010 Non-Newsletter
Isles Draft Points To Bright Future
The Islanders Are Marching Towards the Playoffs
The Race To 200 Goals
Islanders GM Packs It In
Islanders Stumble Towards Post Season
The State Of The New York Islanders
Islanders At The Halfway Mark
The State Of The New York Islanders
Isles Hire AGM Mike Smith
Isles Climb Back To Square One
Islanders Hold Team Meeting
State of the Islanders
Hell Freezes Over
Islanders News Part Two
Isles Off-Season Status Report
Islanders Looking Forward To 2007-2008
Isles Looking Forward
Isles - Flyers Trade Superstars
Isles Hire Canadian Assistant GM
Isles Goaltending Is Nice Problem
Isles Go Bananas on Defense
Isles Surprise Flyers 2-1 In Game Two
Isles Welcome new Red Wings Owner
Islanders Struggling
Isles Flush Blackhawks 4-3 in OT
Chicken Hawks Response
Dipshit Interview
Islanders Stepping Up But Still Have Far To Go
Islanders Looking to Deal
Islanders and Leafs Both Record Shutouts After Major Trade
Islanders' Miller Posts Big Win
Isles Sign First Player
Islanders Reaction
Division Standings
Flyers 1 0 0 2 1-0-0-0 W1
Capitals 1 0 0 2 1-0-0-0 W1
Blue Jackets 1 0 0 2 1-0-0-0 W1
Penguins 0 0 1 1 0-0-0-1 L1
Hurricanes 0 0 0 0 L0
Devils 0 0 0 0 L0
Islanders 0 0 0 0 L0
Rangers 0 0 0 0 L0
Individual Leaders
3 Goals
6 Assists
12 Shots
4 Plus/Minus
0 PP Goals
1 SH Goals

Complete Team Statistics

Goalie Statistics
G 39
GP 6
Wins 3
Losses 2
SO 0
SV% 0.92
G 34
GP 0
Wins 0
Losses 0
SO 0
SV% 0
Team Stats
16.3 83.4 0 0 26.5 27.1
11th 21st 26th 26th 22nd 21st
Scores and Schedule
Last 5 Games
Thu, Sep 29 VS Devils W 7-3
Wed, Sep 28 @ Flyers OTL 4-3
Mon, Sep 26 VS Flyers L 3-1
Tue, Sep 20 @ Devils W 3-1
Mon, Sep 19 @ Rangers W 3-2
Next 5 Games
Mon, Oct 3 VS Rangers 0-0-0 | 0 pts